Amazingly Awesome

I’m gonna do the Macarena in the background!

fakedick:

Hey, if you accidentally call a guy “daddy” in conversation, just save yourself by adding “-o” to the end and slick your hair back like a 1950’s greaser. And throw on your sick-ass leather jacket

Your thirst is hidden and now you’re the coolest dude in school

deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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rainymeadows:

somethingpointy:

Vampire doctors that can smell if you have a blood disease.

Werewolf therapy animals for sick kids.

Nature sprite and nymph nurses that always make sure people have pretty flowers to brighten up their white rooms.

Fauns that go around and sing and dance for patients so that they smile.

Nice monster hospitals would be amazing

Someone write a book about this.

jeanmarcoing:

did that fucker just jump on water is this fucking cat jesus

paopaocastanob:

Artista: 

Obra: 

roachpatrol:

fairy-wren:

Prairie Chicken Portrait (by Jeff Dyck)

do you ever just sit and think about how utterly beautiful and absurd dinosaurs must have looked

roachpatrol:

fairy-wren:

Prairie Chicken Portrait (by Jeff Dyck)

do you ever just sit and think about how utterly beautiful and absurd dinosaurs must have looked

babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY

babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY

redwineandunderwear:

Spoken word by: Kai Davis-  Fuck I Look Like

I love this so much. I live by this.

-atlas:

this is one of the smallest parrots in the world aND I REACHED OUT TO GIVE HIM A SUNFLOWER SEED BUT HE WANTED A HEAD SCRATCH INSTEAD. MY HEART MELTED. JUST LOOK AT HIM

necrophilofthefuture:

Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.

necrophilofthefuture:

Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.


Lucy Liu at the 72nd Academy Awards, 2000

Lucy Liu at the 72nd Academy Awards, 2000