Dear stoners,
Dear people who really fucking love cereal,
Want, right fucking now.
I hate you so much whoever made this, i was not going to eat anymore cereal and now i AM BECAUSE OF YOU
fucking spiders crawling on the wall above my bed,
come out from under the posters and wall decorations so i can kill you
i need to dust and shit the amount of cobwebs in my room is ridiculous
this is what happens when your room is the basement
Russell Brand Destroys MSNBC Talk Show Host for Treating Him Like Shit
“Casual objectification” is an excellent term for not only what these people were doing to him, but for pretty much the entire institution of “celebrity.”
Also, Russell Brand is very funny. These people have no idea how to handle intelligent discourse blended with humor. They are speaking very different cultural languages. It’s a fascinating thing to watch.
inspiring
oh wow:O never thought of that
If I could shorten this and add a cool graphic, it would make a great tattoo.
this is really my favorite post on running
if you close your eyes right before the train hits, your brain will think that you have died. some people find calmness in this.
I always reblog this I just love it so much
okay listen. A train is coming towards you. You close your eyes. The train stops coming towards you. You haven’t died. Your brain is really freaking relieved that the train is not coming towards you anymore. That’s why you feel calm. Brains aren’t so stupid that they think you’ve died just because everything is black. It might have felt a bit stressed by seeing that there is a large vehicle travelling towards you, because sometimes it can have problems with understanding things outside of you and telling what’s real and what isn’t. But your brain perfectly aware that your heart is still beating and your lungs are still breathing and blood is still travelling around your body. That’s it’s job. You don’t feel calm because you “died”, you feel calm because you’re ALIVE.
Can we stop glorifying suicidal thoughts now please?
No matter what happens, you will always have an ancient part right in the middle of your human brain, somewhere that you have no access to, that wants nothing more than for you to stay alive.
FUCKING THANK YOU
“Will you walk into my parlor?” said the spider to the fly;
“‘Tis the prettiest little parlor that ever you did spy.
The way into my parlor is up a winding stair,
And I have many pretty things to show when you are there.”
“O no, no,” said the little fly, “To ask me is in vain,
For who goes up your winding stair can ne’er come down again.”The Spider and the Fly, Mary Howitt
i made a makeup tutorial for all my fellow feminists out there bye
jfc
watch it
the only makeup tutorial anyone will ever need
giveaway time yehaw
so in celebr8tion of my new and improved account im doing yet another giveaway o h my
lets get the boring s hit out the way first though yeah?
rules
- you dont havE to follow me but a) itd be nice uwu b) i reblog quality stuff c) my name is king i think that proves a point
- reblog as many times as you want like whatever but dont annoy your followers respect them i bet theyre chill as hell
- likes do count
- ill ship anywhere but i may have to ask for a small shipping fee if you live outside the uk
- giveaway ends August 1st since august is a chill month yea h
- there will be 3 winner s holy sh it
1st place gets
- 2 pairs of paint drip leggings
- 1 wig from mintymix
- 1 necklace from mintymix
- 1 ring from mintymix
- art/pixels/pannel edits ill ttyl about that though
2nd place gets
- 1 pair of paint drip leggings
- 2 necklaces from mintymix
- 2 rings from mintymix
- pixel edit or whatever you want
- a surprise ringtone recording from me :o
3rd place gets
- 1 necklace from mintymix
- 1 ring from mintymix
- a surprise plush toy :o
yehAW
